Funny dating text messages


" Funny texts don't just buy you forgiveness; they buy you the next date.Mike Alvear is the author of the gay dating bible, Meet The Hottie In The Corner -- The 21 Day Plan To Overcome Your Fear of Rejection, Master the Art of Icebreakers and Snag Guys You Never Thought You Could Get.



Heyyy I've been thinking about texting you for a while now but I want to seem nonchalant and casual. You can't overtly flirt so you have to create value in other ways. You could send a text message like: "My neighbor just bought two dogs, and she wants to name them after an eighties pop duo. " If you know the person you're interested in is just as interested in you try sending a text that says, "Stop." When they answer, "Stop What? If you both complained about your boss when you talked, extend the conversation through funny texts.Example: "My boss is doing the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly. I'm kind of annoyed but I want you to think I'm easygoing! You're kind of amazing, but I don't want you to KNOW I think you're amazing.

So…I don't know what to say to you, but I'm not ready for the conversation to end yet. I want to know if you're with anyone else, but I definitely can't just ASK!

Hope your day is going better." Or, "My boss has my hair on fire. " The point is to make every flirt text vibrate with a witty sheen that makes the other person want to know you better. Length isn't just the enemy of humor; it's also a flirt-killer because it communicates neediness.