Funny dating text messages
Heyyy I've been thinking about texting you for a while now but I want to seem nonchalant and casual. You can't overtly flirt so you have to create value in other ways. You could send a text message like: "My neighbor just bought two dogs, and she wants to name them after an eighties pop duo. " If you know the person you're interested in is just as interested in you try sending a text that says, "Stop." When they answer, "Stop What? If you both complained about your boss when you talked, extend the conversation through funny texts.Example: "My boss is doing the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly. I'm kind of annoyed but I want you to think I'm easygoing! You're kind of amazing, but I don't want you to KNOW I think you're amazing.
So…I don't know what to say to you, but I'm not ready for the conversation to end yet. I want to know if you're with anyone else, but I definitely can't just ASK!
Hope your day is going better." Or, "My boss has my hair on fire. " The point is to make every flirt text vibrate with a witty sheen that makes the other person want to know you better. Length isn't just the enemy of humor; it's also a flirt-killer because it communicates neediness.